Never mind the swine flu, check out the swine...

A friend of mine in Canberra sent me the above photograph. This lovable little piggy was caught in the Pilbaras, Western Australia. The locals realised something was up when their dogs kept going missing. The pig was eating them. Apparently, there are more where these came from, and they're headed our way ....

Swine flu: even celebrities aren't safe

I'm not one to point the trotter, but my hunch is: he picked it up at work...